1. Drinking 5 cups of coffee per day.
2. Feeling squeamish about going to the dentist.
3. At least two thirds of your self-consciousness about your wide feet, big stomach, out-of-control hair and lack of singing ability. Your flaws make you you.
4. At least half of your two-pack-a-day M&M habit.
5. Being guilted into things (except charitable ones, and even then only if you genuinely believe in the cause).
6. Allowing your straight-out-of-Dilbert evil coworker to get to you.
7. Asking everyone with eyes whether you look fat...
8. ...and expecting they'll actually tell you if you do.
9. Saying you're sorry for stuff that isn't your fault, damn it!