Ingredients

1 Elephant
Salt and pepper to taste
2 rabbits (optional)

Cut elephant into small bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire at 465 F. for 4 weeks. This will serve 3800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary. Most people do not like to find" hare" in their stew.

Written by Regina Hill for Almost Hommos