Marketing Made Easy

Saturday, May 07, 2005

What is marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her
and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she
drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

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I took notes,a few posts like this
and I might become an efficient,
succesful business man.

Posted by GPV | Saturday, May 07, 2005 4:31:00 AM

hehehehhe those are funny...

An other one..
You see a beautiful women you send one of your freind to tell her you are a rich man and have three wives...Marry him.
This is called Human Resources. :P

Posted by Sinan | Saturday, May 07, 2005 10:34:00 PM

these are pretty clever.. I enjoyed reading them :)

Posted by x | Sunday, May 08, 2005 5:05:00 AM

Hi Dina, I enjoyed reading your post. Thought I'd let you know that I've linked you up in my blog.

With regards to your earlier question on the yellow rice...hm tasteless..just a tinge of salt...we eat it with spicy curry. So that makes it good.

Have a nice week!

Posted by I Feel Good | Sunday, May 08, 2005 2:59:00 PM

You chat with a woman online and convince her that you are rich and want to marry her so she reveals her identity ...
this is e-marketing!

enjoyed the post!

Posted by Anonymous | Sunday, May 08, 2005 7:09:00 PM

GPV&Omar-Glad you enjoyed them.

Sinan&Firas-glad you liked it&I liked the ones you both wrote ;)

Lightspeech-Thanks for linking me, I've linked you up too:)
Wouldn't mind tasting that yellow rice, oh and have a nice week too :)

Posted by Dina | Sunday, May 08, 2005 10:06:00 PM

Hey Dina, thanks for linking me up too! Hope you have a good day/night;)

Posted by I Feel Good | Monday, May 09, 2005 6:06:00 PM

p.s. Insyallah someday if you ever make a visit here to Singapore!

Posted by I Feel Good | Monday, May 09, 2005 6:07:00 PM

you're welcome:) And thanks for your hospitality, Singapore is a beautiful country and I would love to go there one day, and you are most welcome to come and visit Syria anytime you want.

Posted by Dina | Monday, May 09, 2005 6:28:00 PM

Thanks! I would love to explore the Arab world this time. Might be going to Mecca in June, Godwilling..

You are welcome to come here anytime!

Posted by I Feel Good | Tuesday, May 10, 2005 5:56:00 AM

haha that is intresting quite clever

Posted by Phantom of the Blog | Tuesday, May 10, 2005 4:34:00 PM

Well,I did have some customers' feedbacks in my days.

Posted by GPV | Wednesday, May 11, 2005 12:45:00 AM

GPV I hope it wasn't the type of feedback mentioned above :)

Posted by Dina | Wednesday, May 11, 2005 1:19:00 AM

I fear it was,except my line started by"I'm not rich at all but......". But the effect was much the same.

Posted by GPV | Wednesday, May 11, 2005 1:37:00 AM

good one :D