I am the lord of the house.
Thou shalt have no other pets than me.
Thou shalt never ignore me.
I shall ignore thee whenever I feel like it.
Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thee the time of day.
Remember my cat dish to keep it full.
Thou shalt spend most of your money on toys and gifts for me.
Thou shalt always have your lap ready for me to curl up on.
Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.
Thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy.

Photo featuring Jibneh and Soda